I took an economics class in college and one of the first things I learned, was how dependent the rest of the world is on Asia's Economy. They make EVERYTHING! Cars, toys, weapons of mass destruction, cameras and where would we all be without Hello Kitty? Hello Kitty makes everything in life a little more interesting. There is a reason why when you flip something over, it says "Made in China"... cause they are really good at making shit!!!!
Take cars for example. I know everyone is all, "God Bless America", but do I need to compare a Ford and a Honda? Honda's are like Chuck Norris... They never die!!! They don't break down, they go in for "tune-ups". My sister left her 1980 something civic in my parents driveway for over a year with a dead battery and a leaking roof. It sat through rain, sleet and snow with a big blue tarp on it. She takes the dam car to the shop, gets a new battery, gives it a little vacuum, and the thing is motoring around town like a fucking brand new Ferrari!
Asians are the only people that can make a sport like Badminton look extreme. They dominate golf by the age of 14 and there is always an asian on an olympic podium. They have super human strength. My massage therapist is 90lbs soaking wet, and she can throw an elbow into my back like it's Lamar Odom behind me. She always has some ancient chinese pressure point and no one seems to know what the hell is in Tiger Balm, but it cures EVERYTHING! The one tall asian that came out of that continent is a bad ass basketball player and the only reason they don't have a National Football and Hockey League is because concussions make you stupid. Asians value their people and brain cells far to much for such neanderthal behavior.
I am positive my friend Allison was asian in another life. Allison is a white as it gets. But she just loves those asians. When I ask her why she love's them so much, she can never really tell me. Her husband is asian, she drives a Honda, when she graduated college she lived in Japan for a year and I know when she gets up in the morning, the first thing she does is throw up a peace sign. Though Allison is a stunning blue eyed blonde, so it doesn't really apply, you know her kids are going to be gorgeous. Asians are just hot people and they always produce more hot people. An Asian could have sex with a Troll and the baby would come out good looking.
Last but not least, one of my favorite movies of all time. Kill Bill. This movie brought my respect for Asians to a whole new level. You think Lucy Liu is all quiet, composed and coy... then she comes along, and chops your head off with a samurai sword. And the Crazy 88?!?!? I spent months after seeing this movie looking over my shoulder thinking one of those little fuckers was going to get me. Asians aren't just smart, but they are super fast, have great balance and wear little wooden shoes that can take your eyeball out with one flick of a heel!
Though I could go on forever about my little photography loving friends, I shall say Sank U! For you always make my life, a little more happy!
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