The Uprising of Christ

So my mother in-law has begged me to stop swearing so much in my blog posts. Bless her Catholic little heart, this may be the most offensive thing I could write. But don't worry mom! No F Bombs in this one, I promise. She can't understand how I can speak of my unborn child using profanity. I think she just forgets what it's like to be pregnant. Love You!!

My baby is due on Easter Sunday. The day Jesus rose from the dead, to forgive us for all of our sins. I am not really religious, so it didn't even occur to me how much cool factor this could add to my child. In all my selfish discomfort, I never realized that Scot Jr has been holding out on us for a grand entrance! The uprising of Christ?!?! How fitting little man! You are so smart! How cool would it be for JC and SJ to have something like this in common?

Passover starts today so this could mean big news for my friend Rachel. If he is born some time in the next week he will be just like the biblical children of Isreal. It also celebrates the passage of freedom for all people. This is great news for my vagina Roderman! It will finally be free. I do love your Cookie Dough Cupcakes that you made last Passover, and Jerry's Deli Matzah Ball Soup?!?!! I haven't had either during my pregnancy so maybe its a sign I need to waddle my butt down there in honor of Paschal.

Wether you are Jewish, Catholic, Christian or a Buddhist Monk like me, Namaste! If he comes today, tomorrow, Sunday or next week, this little dude is coming with a purpose! I hope he too will forgive me for all of my sins, just like Baby Jesus. I am sure my mother in-law will give me a whole rosary after this post. Don't worry mom, your son already asked for SJ's baptism, I am happy to welcome him into the Church of Scientology.

Happy Easter!

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